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This is my Friday Beef– Spring Fling! (well a gentle beef..lol!)

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Everyone is getting ready for summer. The gym memberships are stacking up, the swimwear section is depleting and salads are being shredded down your bellies. All For What? SPRING FLING(S) Wooops! Did I just let the cat out of the bag. Cut up that body and walk sexy to snatch us a Man or Woman. You see I didn’t say “Husband or Wife”.. Please, them days are over. Happily ever after is now about having a few _itches or _astards  in the back pocket. Are you with that new thought process? Hmmmmm. Let’s get into it. best-places-to-meet-single-women

Marriage works for many. But in this new time and shift, marriage is only a period of space and time and then onto the next. Its like grade school, literally. Each year you graduate up to a new grade, learn some of the same things but also some new things and gain a new perspective or a stronger bond with your partner. But a point happens when its almost the end of the year and the grades come in. Some move up to the next grade and some are held back another year. When this happens, tension is pulled, disagreements happens, and seeing eye to eye no longer happens. At this point the relationship goes to Splitsville.

So I think this “forever” word in marriage has to go! Every person and soul grows, yet society creates mental jail cells to keep ” a marriage together ” or rather the business of marriage. Well, it is a business, all assets, both material and emotional are placed in one container, and its a dirty job in separating everything when a marriage is not successful.

This Spring-Summer, if you really need a Man or Woman- a relationship (or if you are just horny( put a sock on it!)  then really see within yourself what you truly desire and stop settling for SECOND BEST!  Quit the desperation and sit with extreme patience and filter through. On Facebook this list has been going around– How to make a Man and Woman Happy! If you can do all that’s listed for yourself, then you will definitely attract the same type of partner.

In all honesty. To be truly happy… stay SINGLE!

 

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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don’t check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don’t bother him with his
movements
So whats so hard about that???

 

 

 

 

 

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

It’s really not too difficult but…. To make a
woman happy, a man only needs
to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments
regularly
45. Go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time,
especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never
worrying about where she goes.

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY
IMPORTANT
53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes. —

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That’s my Friday Beef!

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